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December 30, 1993
Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting A Year-End Bonus
10. Boss says "Nice work, Johnson", but your name isn't Johnson
9. Your desk and stapler are sold for scrap
8. You work for a company called "No Year-End Bonuses, Inc."
7. Boss keeps saying "There's always that Publishers Clearinghouse
thing"
6. You're the CBS guy who said, "Don't worry, there's no way we can
lose the rights to NFL football"
5. You're the Director of Safety for Amtrak
4. The boss hands everyone bonus envelopes, but yours says "For
display purposes only"
3. Year end review includes words like "dolt" and "jackass"
2. You're the only Connecticut State Trooper who hasn't written
Letterman a ticket
1. You're Michael Jackson's P.R. guy